25 Reasons You Should Never Visit Greece

1. Some people seem to believe that Greece is a beautiful place.

 

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Halkidiki.

2. And that they have some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.

 

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Spathies beach.

3. But this makes no sense…

 

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Ammouliani.

4. … Because in reality, their beaches are average at best.

 

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Halkidiki.

5. The water is so dirty you can’t even see the dolphins swimming through it.

 

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Aegean Sea.

6. Greece just isn’t full of luscious greenery.

 

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Kavala.

7. And the whole country is overpopulated.

 

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Kefalonia.

8. Everything is incredibly hectic ALL the time.

 

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Amorgos. 🙂

9. It’s not like the country even has any history.

 

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The Parthenon.

10. Nothing EVER happened there.

 

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The Panathenaic Stadium.

11. Nice try, but the architecture is unoriginal.

 

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Temple of Athena Nike.

12. There is nothing remotely historic about any of these “old” buildings.

 

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Rhodes.

13. And Athens isn’t really that special.

 

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Monastiraki Square.

14. The museums are disappointing.

 

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The New Acropolis Museum.

15. The art itself is definitely uninspiring.

 

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The New Acropolis Museum.

16. The Greek salad is totally overrated.

 

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17. And who would eat this gyro?

 

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18. There’s no sign of culture or religion anywhere in this country.

 

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Sifnos.

19. You call that iconography? Greece, please.

 

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Hosios Loukas Monastery.

20. But really, are these views satisfying to you?

 

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Milos.

21. What about this?

 

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Nisyros, village of Nikeion.

22. Yeah, definitely not.

 

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Chania.

23. Those sunsets are so boring.

 

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Antiparos.

24. This view is just screaming mediocrity.

 

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Messinia.

25. Seriously though, why would anyone want to visit Greece?

 

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Santorini.

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